Kapow soap is brewed in big pots with wooden spoons and lots of arm muscles. Each batch is then allowed to saponify under layers of woolen blankets for 20 hours. Aged an additional three weeks until wonderfully gentle and long lasting. Soap gets better with age.
Unwrap soap and store naked.
Keep Kapow on a dish that drains. Also, if used in the shower (definitely recommended for happy, soft skin) keep soap out of the direct spray of water.